four food groups
in elementary and secondary school, we are taught the four food groups: meat, dairy, grain, and fruit/vegetable.
upon reaching college, we learn that they are really pizza, caffeine, twinkies, and alcohol.
my mother tried that four food groups cr-p on me when i was a kid.
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