Four Hooves The Pig
a tearout breakbeat pig dj that plays and produces beats in his barn.
he has never slept and has been awake since day 1.
he smokes crack by the truck load with his yardy over flowing. dont let this sh-t get empty or 4 hooves is gonna be mad.
he is one grunty mother f-cker, when hes happy his barn goes off to some of his epic 16 hour sets, pigs dropin like flys.
he has produced epic tracks like, stomping in the mud and dont let me catch you sleeping out on his record label farm breaks
he likes to ride round on his teredactyl with skeletor and get hooved as f-ck.
this old c-nt is raped as f-ck.
watch out, dont let four hooves the pig catch you sleeping.
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