Foyet
verb (past foyeted) trans.
1. to brutally murder someone’s wife over the phone while they listen helplessly.
2. to go on a killing spree and then stab yourself several times, and therefore fool the fbi into thinking you’re not the guy they’re looking for.
3. to go through a whole phone book, and ask everyone if haley is there.
4. (intrans.) to have a fondness for deals.
person 1: did the fbi catch the boston reaper?
person 2: nah, he foyeted them all.
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