Fractal Fail


a fail at every conceivable level of resolution. zooming in on any part of the fail reveals just as much fail as the ent-ty of the whole.

fractal fail comes after quantum fail, but before universal fail.
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a fail that causes a fail that causes a fail. a fail within a fail within a fail. in short, a self-similar, self replicating and non-terminating fail.
john and bob walk out of geometry cl-ss.
john (to bob): …and it was like fail!
random person: (accidentally b-mps into john) i’m sorry!
bob: o.o
john: i…wasnt saying that to you…
random person: ….wait, what?
bob: fail
john: lol, i didnt even notice they b-mped into me!
bob: and you said fail at the same time xd
john: and they thought i said fail to them
bob: yeah, and it was like…fail
john: lol, yeah, a fail within a fail!
(random person walks off)
bob: yeah, but im pretty sure that they didnt hear you say fail…
john: really? another fail…
bob: fail…
(and so on…)
another geometry student: it’s a fractal fail!

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