Fragtard


a group of women who obsess about fragrance 24/7 on internet message boards like makeupalley.com. for most of them it’s become an obsessive compulsive disorder and they’ll wax lyrically over the top notes of feces, middle notes of urine, and a base note of vomit found in a bottle of serge lutens. their behavior is bordering on r-t-rded, hence fragtard.
the frag hags on mua are obsessed with perfume, what a bunch of psycho fragtards.
when a member of the armed forces rejects reciving frag grenades from the armoury because they are afraid the will blow them selves up. commonly used by gamers.
pvt griggs; dude where are your grenades?

pvt lolems; i didnt get any ’cause you know… well i just dont want any

pvt griggs; uh huh? -cough-fragtard-cough- cough-

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