Framily matriarch
-noun
1. female foundational member of a framily unit. this woman usually has outstanding culinary skills and doesn’t mind using them.
2. a woman of outstanding character that facilitates the framily gathering.
3. a motherly woman of culinary brilliance that shrinks when angry.
dinner was astounding! i think paula dean could learn a few things from our framily matriarch!
thank g-d for my framily matriarch! without her i couldn’t have afforded a vacation this year!
i am thankful for my framily matriarch: mother to all misfit children, she who shrinks when she’s angry, buys christmas decorations in july, grills a mean london broil, turns vegetarians into carnivores, cooks for all us with love and gives each and every one of us a place of home and sense of family regardless of our situation.
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