frank sprucewood


a frank sprucewood is an adult p-rn star that has a tendency to make films on ships about f-cking his first mates while sailing the seas. he also fancies escaping prison and refers to any conjugal visits as “c-mjugal visit-ts”
katy: look how fast that ship is moving!

firas: capt. frank sprucewood must be hitting the tail of his sweet mate again!

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