Frankencougar


a mature woman who, in her attempt to lure younger prey, has had a visibly frightening amount of plastic surgery.
guy 1: yikes!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: frankencougar, three o’clock, ready to pounce.
guy 2: dude, that’s janice d-ckinson!

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