frankennut


used to describe a person bares the scars of testicular surgery in which a missing or herniated t-st-cl- was either added or lowered.

when added, the second t-st-cl- is for aesthetic reasons alone and contributes no functional value. in truth the added t-st-cl- can be any sentimental item such as a mothers gallstones or a nerf football.

the aesthetic addition of a t-st-cl- is usually to bolster the patient’s low self esteem brought on by sporting an empty grocery sack.
guy 1: “hey frankennut! how’s my nerfy doing?”
guy 2: “f-ck off -sshole!”
audience: “guy 2 you’ve just been douged!”

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