Frankfurt Surprise
when a man puts a frozen brat in a woman’s -ss, waits until it thaws and then has her sh-t it out onto a bun. he then squirts mustard into her v-g-n- and has her squirt it onto the brat. he then feeds it to her with his feet.
guy 1: i gave kelly the frankfurt surprise last night.
guy 2: did you use mustard or relish?
guy 1: mustard.
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