frappucinophobia


when you go into a coffee shop and are scared sh-tless when the indie-rocker barrista is eyeing you down and you can’t decide what you want because there are way too many options.
“hey man, what kind of coffee did you get? i got an americano”

“i got scared and just ordered a scone. i had some really bad frappucinophobia.”

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