frapture
1) the mysterious disappearance of a blended coffee drink from your desk.
2) the crack that occurs in the side of those cheap starbucks iced coffee cups.
1) “i got up to use the bathroom at the coffee shop and my mocha disappeared in a frapture”
2) “i look like i sh-t myself due to that d-mn frapture.”
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