a minion with whom you have fraternized
after last sat-rday, glenn became my fraterninion.
instead of hiring illegal aliens to work for you in this country, this is the business practice of relocating your manufactring and labor pool to mexico – so everything is just as cheap, and nice and legal. as coined by stephen colbert. if southsourcing keeps up, illegal aliens in the us are going to need […]
burger thief. someone who sneakily robs your precious cheezburgers. – n-gg- stole my cheeseburger! – a cheeseburglar, huh? as the children lay asleep through the shadows he shall creep the burgers of cheese, his hands shall sweep without making a sound, not even a peep after the crime, over fences he shall leap and run […]
obnoxious, fire breathing, red headed dragon. she is such a lauries it is freightening laury is a kind sensitive guy. at times he struggles to convey his emotions but you know deep down he wants to connect mentally with you. he is sensual and gentle with every woman he meets, lovable and sincere. very mysterious […]
food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat. i was puking all night. i bet it was that nasty–ss six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.
- space-time manipulation
the most bad— superpower ever; allows time travel, teleportation, stopping time, slowing down time, and, if you’re desperate enough, rewinding time example sentence: “don’t make me use my sp-ce-time manipulation to go back in time and scramble your mom’s eggs.”