Fraudulent Pimpin
lying to a girl and using friends possessions like: clothes, phones, drugs, cars, and rooms etc to pull a dirty leg (definition on site) home to have s-x.
my cousin june bug borrowed my clothes, my friend’s phone and weed told the girl his car was in the shop and he was a professional poker player. when he took her into our buddies room, then he was claiming as his own. the only problem with his fraudulent pimping plan was our buddie had moved all his furniture. dude told her he forgot that the carpet cleanres were coming and then made a pallet for them to smash.
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