money jab


when you are broke and a good friend or family member helps you out with a nice amount of cash. it’s usually just a loan but with very flexible condition.
student1:
hey man! lets go out this weekend!

student2:
can’t dude. have to wait another 2 weeks till i get my money jab from dad.

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