Freak Patrol


freak patrol is a comedy game where you watch people. it is commonly done in air ports or places where there are lots of people and you are terribly board. to freak patrol one simply needs to unnoticeably watch people go by and point out freaks to the other players.
during one round of freak patrol we spotted a man who had a very small face, his head was regularly sized, but his mouth, eyes, and nose were much closer together and smaller then a normal person’s. it looked like he had a forehead all the way around his face.

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