Freakin’ Cupcakes!


1) when you do something taking an absurd amount of effort and end up with little or no reward.

2) when a guy stands you up for the latest floozy in a miniskirt.

3) a humorous expletive used as an interjection in either of the above or similar cases.
(boy:) i know we made plans to go hiking a couple weeks ago, but i just met someone special and i don’t get to see her much – i’m gonna spend the day with her instead. i hope you understand.

(girl:) oh, it’s alright, i understand. (subtext: of course i understand you idiot, she’s like a 34 dd with legs half a mile long. jerk.)

((out of earshot of said boy)) freakin’ cupcakes! again?!? man, this happened to me not two weeks ago!

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