Freckle theory
postulated by a non-freckled human. the theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person’s freckles will eventually connect – seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. this theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.
steve: did you see martha the other day?
john: yeah she’s been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory i presume.
steve: she sure would make one s-xy giant freckle!
john: true story.
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