Freddie Mitchell


a former philadelphia eagles wide receiver who talked his way out of town. freddie mitch-ll was supposed to be the next great eagles wr. but instead, he put out little effort and lost whatever talent he had in his rookie year because he couldn’t memorize the playbook. mitch-ll complained constantly about how he wouldn’t get playing time. then the time came around where eagles star wrterrell owens broke a bone in his ankle and fred had the chance to step up and use whatever skills he has at the #2 wr position. mitch-ll actually didn’t do too bad for being a draft bust and led the eagles to the superbowl. but before the superbowl, freddy boy decided it was ok to trash talk to the defending champions and their star players. this didn’t work seeing how fred himself is not a star in any sense at all. the patriots players did not take to kindly to this and struck back to his comments. this led to the superbowl where defensive back rodney harrison of the patriots, one of the players mitch-ll bashed, actually caught more throws from eagles qb donovan mcnabb than freddie did himself. “fredex” obviously hid himself throughout the game, afraid he’d get his -ss handed to him if he did catch a ball. the only ball mitch-ll actually did catch was one thrown low to his feet where he dove for and didn’t have to get tackled.

after the eagles lost the superbowl, it was time for the offseason. rumors escaladed that freddie would either be traded or released. freddie continued to bash eagles players and management when all he was doing was embarr-ssing himself. nfl minicamps followed the superbowl about a month after the big game. it is where players meet, learn and train for the next season. eagles coach andy reid told freddie that he did not want him at camp which showed that freddie will most likely not be with the eagles the next season. to make even more insult to injury, the eagles still employed freddie at the same time they drafted rookie wr reggie brown, he no doubt has more potential and better hands than freddie ever did and ever will have.

the eagles couldn’t find a trade for mitch-ll, because well, he sucks. and the eagles released freddie mitch-ll in early may. mitch-ll went a little over a month without beign signed and was given the chance by former eagles coach d-ck vermiel in the kansas city chiefs organization.

freddie mitch-ll sucks and will always suck. he was never good and will never be good. if he ever wants any chance of any playing time, he needs to shut his mouth and play football like the eagles wanted him to when they drafred him. all that keeps freddie mitch-ll into football is money. the only thing that keeps teams semi-interested in freddie is his above average playoff performance which was possibly the high light of his career. other than that, freddie, being the talentless b-st-rd he is, would be working as a towel boy on an arena football league 2 team.
freddie mitch-ll has given himslef various nicknames that he thinks is cool and funny but in reality, they only embarr-ss him.

names such as “fredex”, like shipping company fedex. he got this name when he somehow got to be involved in a play in the 2003 playoffs and caught a 26 yard long throw from qb donovan mcnabb to give them a first down and save their season. of course, any ole wr in the nfl could have caught the throw. the opposing defense got mixed up and let mitch-ll open for the p-ss. this being the biggest thing at has ever happened to mitch-ll, he called him “fredex” becauses he “delivers” like fedex does. and made various slogans for the name like “if you need a fix call 4th & 26”. other stupid nicknames include “first down freddie”, which my father and i made fun of and called it “one catch freddie” since freddie only got one catch a game…because he sucks. a little known nickname is “sultan of the slot”. but he’s not even good in the slot, so that adds to the list of names that just embarr-ss him.

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