fredericksburg

oh my god! the other definitions of this arent even close to describing fredericksburg!! don’t judge it unless you really know it. no, our youth car crash rate is actually very low, and hardly any teens are pregnant, unless you go into the ghetto. (not trying to be racist.. but it’s true) and we are not all rich preppy families. we aren’t just rednecks, were southern. there’s a huge difference. it’s not boring, it’s amazing and fun. amazing people, fun events, and more. everybody is so nice, the city is really just beautiful, and you should visit:) while youre here, go to carl’s! it’s only the best ice cream place ever, it’s been around since early 1900’s, so it’s a historical landmark. people really underestimate this town, while its truly just beautiful and perfect.
katie: wow, i never realized how much i actually love it here!
jackson: yeah, me either.
kate: i mean there’s just so much to do! want to go to the haunted house later?
jackson: yeah, then to carls, i could use some ice cream.
katie: ok let’s go! fredericksburg is the best!
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a city in va, but really it is a generalization for any large suburb on the east coast. many of the people there lack creativity and imagination or feel they are not responsible for entertaining themselves. if they are bored they will blame it on the city, as if the city itself put a gun to their head and forced them to do nothing. these people will often talk about moving or going somewhere ‘better’ but never do.

sue – “man i’m soooo bored, i hate fredericksburg! there is nothing to do here!”
jack – “well what do you feel like doing?”
sue – “i don’t know!”

sue will later go to starbucks, carl’s, walmart and the mall that night and have this exact same conversation with six other people. she will continue doing this everyday for the next three years.
fxbg! before some awful legislation dubbed in fug. where the sniper struck twice. you can find more teenage mothers than adult ones. super high incident rate of youth car fatalities. you can drink, smoke, go to carl’s, make babies, and thats pretty much it.

(psa: enough with the drinking and driving.)
“what are ya’ll doin in fredericksburg tonight?”

“gonna drink a 40, catch a buzz, pick up this b-tch, go to carl’s, knock her up, and send her home in a cab like hanover street do.”

“well, what are you doing tomorrow?”

“another funeral…”
also known as “frednecksburg.” there’s only three catogories of people: gansters, w-ngsters, and rednecks. there’s absolutely nothing to do in this county except drugs and girls. people in this county blame their boredness on the town itself.
there’s nothing to freakin’ do in fredericksburg!!
an elite town nestled in the sprawling country between richmond and d.c., fredericksburg is home to many old money families and is known for it’s wealthy, preppy families. most kids here attend top notch schools, party hard, and spend their summers at the country club. you can’t walk more than a block in historic downtown without seeing girls and boys decked out in lilly pulitzer, vineyard vines, southern tide, southern marsh, and costa del mars. families here are very waspy, and many of the kids often go on to attend elite southern colleges.
isn’t fredericksburg just one of the most beautiful, southern, historic towns in virginia?