free ballner
when a man is free ballin’, especially in loose pants or shorts, he must adjust his p-n-s every now and again, thus after many c-ck adjustments one has given himself an erection or b-n-r.
i was just sitting on my couch and all of a sudden i gave myself a free ballner.
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