Free Meal


a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time
” do you like him?”
“h-ll no, he’s just my free meal”
after having s-xual intercourse with somebody you throw up all over them
i was mad twisted and right after i busted my nut i go the spins so i gave that b-tch a free meal
#meal #free #throw up #s-x #p-ssy pancake

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