Free pizza


the act of having s-x with someone you find unattractive just for the sake of getting laid.
“you had s-x with that?!”
“um…yeah. you never p-ss up free pizza!”
“free pizza”

it is the act of copulating, s-x, b-mping ugly’s, or something along the lines of that.
mike: hey danica, lets go to my house, and get some free pizza!
danica: free pizza! alright! i love pizza!
mike: your a f-ckin’ dip! (dip sh-t) nvm i guess im just going to have to teabag you.

me and my girlfriend are constantly having free pizza.

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