Free Pony
when you receive an apparently free, wonderful gift with high and/or unexpected maintenance costs not previously considered by, or obvious to, the recipient.
mary: grandpa is giving little elizabeth a pony for her 12th birthday if she promises to take care of it! isn’t that great?
bob: what?!?! how are we supposed to pay for the board, food, vet bills, and riding lessons for elizabeth? free pony? give me a break!
bill: so i meet this hot chick, sandy, who takes me on a 7-day cruise at no cost because she’s filthy rich. then two weeks later i’ve got crabs and herpes. what a free pony she turned out to be.
jim: i can’t believe i won that new corvette in the church raffle! but since i’m unemployed and living with my mom, i can’t even afford the gas and insurance, let alone maintenance.
john: oh, man! sounds like you won a free pony! well maybe you can sell it and still get something for your trouble.
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