free samples
possibly the best thig on planet earth. they are usually food but occasionally can be other items. also they are the only good free thing.
dude, let’s get some of those free samples from over there!
the best thing ever. mostly found in grocery stores or malls, usually food. but at this one place i can’t get any free stuff because the person at the counter says i need to be 18 or with an adult. what the f-ck? i need to be 18 to eat a f-cking cookie? bullsh-t.
sometimes it can be other stuff, like complimentary items in hotel rooms.
grocery store: cookies, coca-cola, crackers, sandwiches, mmmm.
hotel:
brother-free samples!
me- awesome. free matches!
brother- sweet. free shower curtains!
me- hey dad! get the truck! they left us a free tv and coffee maker too!
p-rn for people who don’t have any money that only last 10-30 sec.
i have a m-ss of free samples on my computer that just keep repeating.
a) someone who lets anybody get them.
b) someone who likes having pplz all up on them.
c) hoe!!!
your such a free sample!!!
you stupid free sample!!!
gosh…you let anybody do stuff like that to you…free sample!!!
1. verb. to protrude one’s finger into one’s -n-s in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim.
2. noun. a small section given to people (usually customers) for free.
1. guy: “free sample!”
guy2: -barfs-
2. shop employee: “would you like to try a free sample sir?”
guy2: no thanks.
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