Free Screening Syndrome
the human brain’s ability to enjoy a mediocre or worse film way more than it should because said film was screened in advance or for free.
“george said that flick was really good, i thought it sucked.”
“yeah, but he saw it like two years ago when they were testing it. he thinks he’s special. free screening syndrome.”
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