Free the Beast


when an unexpected, yet urgent need to take a dump arises and you must immediately drop everything you are doing to free the beast that wants to come out. seeking the nearest toilet becomes priority, so much so, that you’d step on your own mother if she was in the way.
dude, i know i’m late for that meeting but i have no time to worry, i’m poking cotton! where’s the nearest bathroom cuz i gotta free the beast!

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