freebie
1. something one gets for free 2. something one obtains without asking 3. a complimentary item received in most happy meals
the soccer mom went to mcdonalds and bought a happy meal for your unhappy son. inside the bag, the child found a freebie.
to give oral s-x or some other s-xual favor to someone that is seen as highly attractive, without desire for reciprocation or a relationship.
such as in the case of a gay guy who likes a straight guy, or a guy who likes a girl and just wants to please them by giving head or eating them out respectively
gay guy- i know you arent into this sort of thing but can i give you a freebie?
straight guy- dude thats gross, but its been awhile since i got laid so just dont tell anyone.
guy- ayo girl…want a freebie?
girl- i don’t know. what if my boyfriend finds out.
guy- then i’ll give him one too!
when you start to get gas, the first 5 or 6 farts that have no odor.
oh my god i hope i haven’t used up all my freebies that one could be bad!
when you are in a monogamous relationship and given the ok to have a guilt-free, no-questions-asked one-night stand.
1. don’t need a freebie, i have my scoobear
2. jon bon jovi is my freebie
a product being given away for free. usually as a promotional sample.
www.magicfreebies.co.cc update their site with 8 new freebies every day. you will get something new in the mail every day if you sign up with them. awesome.
when you take a dump and wipe but there is no cr-p on the paper.
hey man, i just had myself a freebie. sweet!
pubic hairs that have left the body. usually found on toilet seats, showers, bathroom floors, or between your teeth
dammit jamal, you need to do some ‘scaping. every time you take a shower you leave freebies all over the place
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- Smash OD
an expression of desire to fornicate with another individual. (usually from a male to a female) a.j – “yo claire is fine as h-ll! her -ss is mad phat!” michael – “yeah yo! i’d smash od”