freebird

a term that is used for a girl who is not in a relationship. this is often a nice girl who seems to flirt with various guys at a party, she is not a sl-t, but she does not have a boyfriend either.
that girl is too much a free bird for relationship.

she was flirting with me because she is a free bird.

that is such bullsh-t, she was trying to get guys to hit on her because she is a sh-tty face free bird!
a term commonly shouted by concert patrons in an attempt to mock the band’s ability to play their own music. this is usually done in conjunction with lighting a cigarette ligher and holding it over your head and/or creating the devil-horns gesture with your hand.
crowd: “freebird!”
band: “p-ss off w-nkers!”
1: a sappy song by lynyrd skynyrd that goes into a 7 minute kick–ss guitar solo. can be found on the alb-m, ‘pr-nounced leh-nerd skin-nerd.’

2: something you yell when people are done performing music, works best with local bands. originated in the eighties by a dj from chicago.
\m/ \m/

free bird
a song by lynard skynard with the best guitar solo in it ever. it’s over 10 minutes, it’s fast, it’s difficult, and it’s beautifully written.
wonderful guitar solo
1. a kick-ss song by lynyrd skynyrd that features some great slide guitar and a five minute guitar solo.

2. the tradition of shouting this song as a request when attending a concert, regardless of whether the performer is a musician or not. this tradition is mostly carried on by idiots who don’t even know what they’re yelling or why.

(note: do not utter this phrase in the presence of bill hicks.)
free bird. and in the beginning there was the word “free bird” and “free bird” would be yelled throughout the centuries. “free bird”, the mantra of the moron! “free bird”, “free bird”, “free bird”, “free bird”. if we keep yelling this, one day we’ll be funny. keep doing it. “free bird”, “free bird”, “free bird”, “free bird”. we will sit at the feet of kevin matthews. “free bird”, “free bird”, “free bird”.

-bill hicks.
well, there _is_ a chain, but the original is unaffiliated with those and is located in the i.v. area of santa barbara. open godd-mned late, and it has a subway style point-at-your-topping, so it’s perfect for people too drunk to walk anywhere, let alone order properly. excellent nachos, and the monster burrito is about as big as my forearm.

they need better salsas though. and always get extra cheese. they will heap that stuff on with no additional charge.
i’m sooooooo drunk… can anyone walk me to freebirds?
a song by lynyrd skynyrd, about 9:10 in length (longer live), which features one h-ll of a solo. see kick-ss
wow, freebird hicks -ss
the best burrito in the world. a burrito franchise located in various parts of the us under different owners.
wanna go to freebirds? yeah im really down for a monster right now.

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