Free Dick


the generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or f-cked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. this is a usual occurrence at most any walmart, as well as any brothel.
free d-ck! for the next half hour! i’m by the popsicles!! free d-ck!!!
a term of endearment protesting the imprisonment of depaul student, aussie the australian’s brother richard. later transformed into a phrase of offering by mookie
“free d-ck!”

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