Freedom 75
related to an insurance company ad “freedom 55” advocating early retirement. for those of us who haven’t saved enough, we have “freedom 75”. in other words, we’ll work ’til we drop!
i just turned 62 and i’ve discovered i’m on the freedom 75 plan
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