freedom boner


when you get an erection from doing something epic or doing something that requires bad-mother-f-cker-ness
zach and andrew were talking about basic training and after basic zach said he had a freedom b-n-r
1. the erection you get when you free your p-n-s from your tight underwear.
wife: how come you always have an erection when you get home from working at the construction site? are you gay?

husband: don’t worry baby, it’s just a freedom b-n-r

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