Freedom Fart


after spending a significant amount of time with a budding romantic interest, the glorious venting of withheld devil’s breath. great relief is achieved, accompanied by the blaring trumpets of cherubs.
the night kicked off innocently enough. a few margaritas, some delicious mexican cuisine. come sunrise, though, nothing was more enjoyable than the ride home, accompanied with freedom farts.
the beautiful sound of the gau-8 avenger in the a-10 warthog. the sound is extremely specific to the gau-8 and causes incredible destruction. if you are the target you will not be alive to hear the sound as the rounds break the sound barrier en route.
freedom farts = dead taliban

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