Freedom Fondle
to slowly and methodically grope somebody’s junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the usa #1.
i love airport security because when i get freedom-fondled by the tsa it means i’m being patriotic.
the honor of being screened by the tsa at airport security.
tom- i feel so patriotic today, i received a freedom fondle at the airport today.
susan -i can’t wait to get mine over thanksgiving!
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