Freedom Wank
the first w-nk after a long exam season. involves screaming, “freedom!” enthusiastically at the point of -j-c-l-t–n.
saul: mate, i just had an incredible freedom w-nk.
tom: oh yeah i heard! i thought you were watching braveheart.
when a relationship is dead & buried, release those feelings of sadness & heart break…
knock out a freedom w-nk & celebrate a new chapter, the return to single, the return to freedommmmm!!!
note: think of someone hotter than your ex.
guy 1: dude, are you o.k? you were totally depressed about splitting up with your ex.
gut 2: man i’m cool! i knocked out a freedom w-nk & now i am frrreeeeeeee! yeeee haaaaa!
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