Freedz
freedz
verb
1. to take home (or go to the home of) a random potential s-xual partner only to experience cold feet. s-xual intercourse does not result; blue b-lls (see entry for “blue b-lls”) do.
person a: so i met this really cute guy at the bar last night and totally went home with him.
person b: really?! and…?
person a: (giggling) i couldn’t… i got nervous.
person b: oh my gawd! you’re always pulling a freedz!
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