freegasm
when a cheap person you know gets something free and won’t stop talking about it.
mike: “i got this banana keeper for free, dude! for free!”
terry: “yeah, i heard you the first do-”
mike: “for free man! he just gave it to me! a banana keeper!”
terry: “dude, you’re making a mess with your freegasm. chillax.”
1. a moment in a political speech, debate, film, or the viewing of an image that espouses the philosophy of liberty in a particularly kick–ss way, so that it causes the recipient to experience any of the following: uncontrollable gleeful verbal outbursts, pumping fists, chills up and down back, warm fuzzy feelings, renewed vigor of political activism, bragging to other people around that they “just had a freegasm”.
2. intense emotional feeling comparable to a s-xual -rg-sm, except it’s not about s-x, it’s about liberty, so sometimes it’s even better than getting your rocks off.
“whenever i checked ronpaulgraphs.com during one of the money bombs i had a small freegasm.”
“when ron paul was schooling mike huckabee on foreign policy in that debate i had several freegasms in a row.”
“bill o’reilly has never given anyone a freegasm. ever.”
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