Hood MacGyver
solving everyday complex problems with basic materials such as duct tape, staples, and the like.
my skirt ripped at work. i hood macgyvered it by stapling the tear.
my neighbors hood macgyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. they duct taped it back together. that wasn’t the best of hood macgyvering, though, because it didn’t last a week!
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