Freelance Beard
excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of freelancer’s not having any real need to shave.
can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
you: growing a beard?
they: nope, it’s a freelance beard. i’ll shave it off before i meet my client next tuesday.
you: nice.
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