Freelance Bladder
freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.
this is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.
as a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.
do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. a freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
they: can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
freelancer: sure thing! gotta have a quick slash first
they: but you’ve only just been? you so have a freelance bladder!
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