Freeport Hoe


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any female residing in freeport, texas (aka the watta) who has more than 1 baby daddy, looking for more, has sharpie eyebrows, hoop earings, orange hair, jail-house tats, and wife beaters. these creatures can be spotted at all the cl-ssy hotspots such as:
rumors
mesquites
the tunnel
and junction (on thursday nights).

don’t get too close, you might catch a disease. usual prey are anybody with $10 in their pocket who is willing to buy a drink.
usually residing in the old part of freeport or avenue j.
look at white kimberlea in her hot pink 1992 infiniti. she is such a wannabe freeport hoe. being pregnant in “club” junction, doesn’t qualify you as a freeport hoe.
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any female residing in freeport, texas (aka the watta) who has more than 1 baby daddy, looking for more, has sharpie eyebrows, hoop earings, orange hair, jail-house tats, and wife beaters. these creatures can be spotted at all the cl-ssy hotspots such as:
rumors
mesquites
the tunnel
and junction (on thursday nights).

don’t get too close, you might catch a disease. usual prey are anybody with $10 in their pocket who is willing to buy a drink.
usually residing in the old part of freeport or avenue j.
look at white kimberlea in her hot pink 1992 infiniti. she is such a wannabe freeport hoe. being pregnant in “club” junction, doesn’t qualify you as a freeport hoe.

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