Freer’s First Beer
a drinking game that an be played with any amount of people.
each person tries to drink as many ounces of beer as pounds they weigh.
the first to “drink their weight” in beer wins.
this is a game for men and if you’re a b-tch you should play this game for at least 3 hours because you might projectile vomit otherwise
if mitch weighs 180 pounds, and the average beer is 12 ounces, 180/12=15 beers mitch needs to drink to beat his friends
rutger: “you guys down to play freer’s first beer tonight before we go out?”
elliot: “yea just as long as you don’t projectile vomit again”
mitch: “(chuckle) i remember my first beer”
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