freesworth
the attempt made at all u can eat buffets, making use of the aol free cd, or getting hammered at a wedding with open bar.
i puked on myself, and my second cousin, after i made out with him in front of my family. perhaps i should relax on the wine. but then again, it’s my duty to get my freesworth.
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