freetracted


when a company hooks you with a free service making you very happy, only to announce that you need to now pay for that service or your experience will be polluted with ads and other spamery.
jen:
those pimp–ss music slingers at pandora hooked me on the candy and now they tryin to stick me for my papers.

sue:
oh snap, those b-tches freetracted their love.

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