freeway gap
a generously sized and inexplicable gap that sometimes occurs between groups of cars on the freeway, most often at night.
matt: “dude wtf are you doing?!? you’re zig-zagging back and forth between lanes like a bl–dy lunatic!”
brad: “it’s alright dude, calm down … can’t you see we’re in a freeway gap?”
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