Freeze-a-tron


the yet to be invented appliance that is the opposite of a microwave.
subject a. “dude the best i could manage was a warm 30 pack of schlitz”
subject b. “awww cr-p man, i wish we had a freeze-a-tron to chill these beauties right up”

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