freeze your pee
1. to urinate in a cup, when you suspect someone has drugged you in order to date-rape you (see poster image under date-rape).
2. to slow your roll.
3. to interrupt a flowing stream of urine.
1. “i’m feeling really dizzy after this guy bought me a drink, so i need you to hold this cup so i can pee in it, freeze it, and get it -n-lyzed. come on, it’ll be fun; like a science project.”
2. “freeze your pee, homie, you don’t need to be putting that in her drink.”
3. “okay, girl, the cup’s almost full; freeze your pee. this should be enough for the lab techs to -n-lyze.”
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