Freezer Gnome
a particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. these little b-st-rds hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. while extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. freezer gnomes are known to give off a distinct “hissing” sound when threatened, and it’s scary as h-ll.
it has been recently discovered that freezer gnomes tend to “take” to a particular family or person. so even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, it will find you.
i would have made dinner an hour ago, but the d-mn freezer gnome keeps hissing at me. maybe you could reach in there and grab the ground beef…….?
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