Merched


“pulling out” during s-x and c-mming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.
“you’ve just been merched!”
running out of ammo during an uber while playing as a heavy, in the game”team fortress 2″.
past tense of, “merching”

originally named after a heavy that frequents no-heroes servers, under the name “merchant”, who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.
“oh sh-t, tony just merched and lost the objective”
running down the street with your zip up hoody backwords.
jim is merched!

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