Freezer Nuts
derived from blue b-lls, freezer nuts is when a males t-st-c-ls turn blue due to lack of s-x. sometimes their nuts are so blue, they look like they took a trip into the freezer.
“chick: dude your nuts are blue!”
“guy: i know, your the first action i’ve got in 10 months, i got freezer nuts b-tch.”
“chick:….”
“guy: get to work or get into the f-cking kitchen…”
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